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funniesI do not work as fast as I used to.  For instance, I’m very happy writing blogs instead of putting away the Christmas decorations.  Oops, did I just admit that publicly?  Sometimes all I can do is laugh about my situation:(These are jokes I’ve been collecting and I can’t take any credit for them!)

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This is one of those controversial statements, but I fully stand behind it.
Women should not have children after 35!
Some say, “Of course women can have children after 35!” They don’t know what they are talking about, and I can guarantee they have had very little experience in the matter. I don’t care what the doctor or your friends or your pastor say,
Women should not have children after 35!
I don’t advise it. I vehemently recommend against it and loudly, even at times rudely, tell people “don’t even consider it.”

If I find an exception to this rule, then I will be open to change, but for now, it’s firmly closed because I have never seen an exception.Women should not have children after 35!

35 children are enough!

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White Hair
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”

Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. (Bill Cosby, Fatherhood, 1986)
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