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Elmo addiction is a dire issue that I hold close to my heart. It has caused many to perish at the hands of the furry red devil, and I can no longer to stand to see his pure evil take another victim. So I call forth, as fellow human beings, for us to strike down the crimson king of children's television and free all of those bound by elmo addiction. For future generations to live safely, we must bravely set out to destroy this puppet of darkness. We ride at midnight.Yours truly,The Elmo Slayer
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