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[font=Century Gothic]A friend asked me to fill her in on my life right now. I told her if I were filling out a personal ad, it would look like this:[/font]
[font=Century Gothic]Can you put me to sleep? You may be the one for me![/font]
[font=Century Gothic]Insomniac mama looking for a magically sleep-inducing bed. Must love a semi-messy house, large laundry piles, uncombed hair until afternoon, mismatched formula-stained pj's, and a person who takes baby wipe showers. Candle-lit dinners at McDonald's, long walks to the baby room, and a love of changing diapers is a plus. Experience in living with a mood swinging female is non-negotiable. ;) [/font]
[font=Century Gothic]Dh tells me I'm a nut. :evilgrin: What would yours look like?[/font]
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Married liberal woman in search of former self. Seeks slimmer figure, active sex life, late nights partying, long quiet dinners, slow sleepy mornings, cheerio-free car, hobbies of any kind, a social life that doesn't involve "a kids' table", an exercise routine and the deafening sound of silence. You must be...breathing. I must be...delusional! :)
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[font=Century Gothic]LOL:D...have you found your former self yet? 'Cause my desire of a instantly sleep-inducing bed is still unfulfilled. I have a new bed...it's only a couple weeks older than dd, but I don't sleep much in it.[/font]
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How about ISO instant sleep inducing crib mattress?:rolleyes:
OK - Mostly Stay At Home Mom in search of a wife. Looking for someone to cook, clean, maintain budget, do piles of laundry & dishes, & earn a small income on the side. Must be willing to deal with moody, sleep deprived mom, overworked dad, obnoxious Jack Russell Terrier & 17 month old princess. No child care involved, husband care a possibility. Just have things done so I can nap. That's all I care about.
Millie
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