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My grandfather always teased me with this:
You can keep your mouth closed and let people think your dumb or you can open it and remove all doubt.
Too funny!!
I seem to say this one when we change partners at Bunco...
Butter my butt and call me a biscuit look at who is my partner!!
Well, I know I have some, but for some reason, I'm blank!!!!!
....still not coming to me, sorry!
My mom always said the, "home again home again jiggidy jigg" and my MIL always says, "piggly wiggly" at meal time. I don't consider those funny, rather annoying!
Hmmmm...sorry, still blank!
I have a lot of dumb things... oh, I mean funny things i say... Like "all in one swell foop"
My mom was - no, still is, queen of the silly rhyme...
like: spider, spider on the wall, ain't ya got not clothes at all? ain't ya got no petty coat? ain't ya got no shimmy shirt? Ain't ya cold?" or "listen my children and you shall hear of the midnight ride of pauline revere. she got in the car and stepped on the gas, the bottom fell out and she fell on her --Don''t get excited, don't get misled, the bottom fell out and she fell on her head".
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