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Yesterday my son and I had lunch at Arby's. They had on his kids meal really silly jokes. You remember all the silly jokes you would tell eachother when you were a kid?
So today lets just tell those silly jokes and get a few good chuckles.
Why is it hard to fool a snake?
Because you can't pull his leg.
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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they have no pockets to put things in.
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What do elephants do in the evenings?
Watch elevision.
(I'm stuck on elephants for some reason)
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Did you hear about the delivery van loaded with thesauruses that crashed into a taxi?
Witnesses were astounded, shocked, taken aback, surprised, startled, dumbfounded, thunderstruck....
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