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OK, we haven't had a funny thread in a while. What is your little one doing these days that makes you laugh? I came home last week to him wearing the insert to his potty chair ON HIS HEAD. He informed me that it was a "potty hat." Then grinned and said "That's a JOKE, Mommy." He also turns to us, very seriously, at the beginning of any DVD when the FBI warning comes on and says "ATTENTION! NO 'FRINGEMENT!" (Copyright infringement)
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DD came into my room carrying a bar of soap and a spray bottle. "I NEED these, mama, to rescue baby jaguar from the sand pit." (huh? had to remember that Dora is always rescuing some stray something or other!). DH called me today. I have a really bad habit of blowing my nose really loud. Dh was in the car with DD today when she was "picking her nose." He said, stop! She said, "OK, I will do like mama, 'HONK HONK HONK!'"
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I watch a little guy the same age as my youngest (they'll be 3 at the beginning of April) and he's big into compliments recently. I was brushing my daughters hair the other day and he looks at her and says, "You so cute. You so beautiful." Way too stinkin' cute!
My 2 year old is also into the compliments and will congradulate us on the littlest things, such as finishing drinking a water bottle. "Good job Mommy! High five!" And holds out her hand for a high five.
Grandparents live out of state, so my girls have been using their scooters recently to "go to the airport." They'll tell me "I going to the airport and go on airplane and go to sleep and then I go see Grandma and Grandpa and go swimming." And then they'll drive their scooters back and forth across the house a few times until they "find a parking spot." (For clarification: We fly the red eye so they know they have to sleep on the airplane when the lights go out and Grandparents have a pool at their house.)
My DD always says funny things, but I sear it is hard to think of them when someone asks you. Two that pop into mind are: My Mom was singing "Hi Ho Hi Ho" (Snow White song) to my DD and DD says, "No Nana - it's HO HO HO" We are in the process of adopting again and every now and then I bring up the idea with DD. I say something like, "hey, would you like a baby/sister/brother to come live with us?" Usually she says yes, but the other day she said "No, thank you." Actually it was, "No, tank you" (the way she pronounces it). I was cracking up.
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OK So my nephew is not a toddler, he is 7, but I have to share this storyօ
The other night we are all out to pizza at a place where the kids have a play room with bouncy stuffy and pinball machines. So his dad tells the two boys, lets go play pinball. He hands $2 to my older nephew who goes running off to the play room. Then he hands $2 to the 7yo and the both start walking off together Җ the 7 yo trailing behind.
As soon as his dad walks thru the playroom door, my nephew does a 180 and comes back to the table. Of course, we are all watching him as he sits back down. He looks at us, raises his eyebrows up & down a few times and proclaimsŅ
And THATӒS how I make my money!!! of course we all about died laughing
We all pray he uses his powers for good & not evil one day. This kid can convince total strangers to give him money!!
Oceans
He looks at us, raises his eyebrows up & down a few times and proclaims œAnd THATS how I make my money!!!Ҕ of course we all about died laughing We all pray he uses his powers for good & not evil one day. This kid can convince total strangers to give him money!!
Oceans, a man after my own heart!! Love it! Snaps, I ask DD this too (though we haven't started the process yet) and she usually says, "NOOOO!" Well, of course, since Dora has twin bro and sis babies, the other day when I asked DD if she wanted a baby bro or sis, she said, "Yeah. I want a pink one!" hahaha
Two funnies come to mind. We're not quite to the "intentional" verbal humor yet, but these got me laughing anyway.Months ago, Lilly was coughing on and off through the night. When I went in to get her in the morning her voice was all raspy from coughing. I said to her, "Oh honey, your voice is all hoarse." She replied, "Neigh!"And, just this mornning she pulled one of my bras out of the laundry basket. She declared it a "hat" and proceeded to wear it as such. I contemplated taking a picture, because it was so darn funny, but then thought, who do I really want to show my bra to???
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HBV, my DS does the same thing with his potty insert (which, sigh, has NEVER been used). I think mine got the idea from the "once upon a Potty" video...
Anyway, we've had yucky weather here lately and I went in to get DS yesterday morning. It was raining outisde, so I said, "Look, it's raining"
He starts clapping and says, "Mommy I clap and make the rain go away"
If only it were that easy...
Oceans
OK So my nephew is not a toddler, he is 7, but I have to share this storyօ
The other night we are all out to pizza at a place where the kids have a play room with bouncy stuffy and pinball machines. So his dad tells the two boys, lets go play pinball. He hands $2 to my older nephew who goes running off to the play room. Then he hands $2 to the 7yo and the both start walking off together Җ the 7 yo trailing behind.
As soon as his dad walks thru the playroom door, my nephew does a 180 and comes back to the table. Of course, we are all watching him as he sits back down. He looks at us, raises his eyebrows up & down a few times and proclaimsŅ
And THATӒS how I make my money!!! of course we all about died laughing
We all pray he uses his powers for good & not evil one day. This kid can convince total strangers to give him money!!
DD isn't toddling yet, but she did the funniest thing last night. She was sitting on the floor beside DH, who was laying on his back. All of the sudden she leaned over and started to fake bite up and down his side. Every once in a while she'd stop, look up at him and giggle.It took us a while but finally we realized she was getting Daddy like he gets her. (He'll lean down and take a "bite" out of her side to tickle her). The three of us laughed for at least fifteen minutes straight.
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Well, since we are going "there" I might as well tell my bra story - lol.
My 4 year old and I were shopping for clothes and I had to buy a bra (now, my chest is....ahem.....above average).
So when we walk into the bra section, my son proclaims loudly for all the world to see, "Mom, I think we found the baby bras. These arent for you."
Last time I pick up a bra when my kids are with me.
:) Those are both good bra stories! Here's another that happened to a friend of mine---she was in Victoria's Secret trying on bras when her 2 year old crawled under the dressing room door and made a beeline for the store exit, right out into the mall crowded w/ Christmas shoppers. She had to chase him through the mall in her underwear, including the bra she hadn't bought yet, so she set off the security alarm at VS.