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I was told by my agency to check out this foundation that granted a client of theirs $7000 for their adoption fees. I called them today and was told that if I wasn't Christian and already a member of a church that I'd have to form my own church and have adoption outreach ministries for me to get a grant. I explained that I wasn't Christian but they seemed a little annoyed (like I was wasting their time) and so I politely declined.
I called DH at worked and was laughing so hard. I told him we had to form a church. He said we could call it "Greenman Ministries" and we'd be the only members. :rolleyes:
If I were Christian, I'd help everyone. After all, isn't it unchristian not to?
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Check out the ULC website, I forget the url, but just Google "ULC ordinations" and it'll come right up. It's very easy to start a church Christian or non-Christian, and they will help you get started...and it's all free, doesn't cost anything. I did it. Got ordained, founded a new religion, (even wrote up a 900 page religious manual of "what we believe"), started a church, and now I am the High Priestess of a Christo-Pagan-Mormon-Hoodoo Coven, which is American Mormonism, mixed with Scottish Hoodoo and Welsh Faerie Faith, and a little bit of SDA and Voodoo, called it a Mutli-Non-Denominational-Christo-Pagan Religion, named the church "Laughing Gnome Hollow" which has both an online church and a brick and mortar church, and has 14 members: me, my friend who is a drag queen, and my 12 cats. :)
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