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I was up very early on Christmas morning cooking and failed to holster my aging breasts. I figured the kids would be busy with toys and I really needed to get a cup of coffee down my throat after being up until almost 2AM trying to put a game table together. I was in the kitchen alone or so I thought and splashed some water on my face when I rearranged some dishes so I lifted the bottom of my shirt to wipe it off my eye. When I opened them up my son was standing there frozen with an awful look on his face. Not knowing I had scarred him for life, I ran over to him to see what the problem was (I thought he was choking on candy). He flinched as I touched him and yelled, "EEEEWWW!!!" He began pointing at me and babbling something obnoxiously. My DH had to translate for him, "There's something on your stomach that poked out!" It took me a minute to figure out what he was talking about but it became very clear when he explained to my DH I had lifted my shirt. Poor boy had seem my breast. He privately told my DH he didn't want to see one ever again and my DH told him he would probably change his mind someday.
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OMG! Ya know I made the mistake once of teasing my mom, she can still fit in an training bra. Bad thing to say, she popped off and said "I wouldn't say much, when you get older one is going to hang to your waist and the other to your knees." I am 34 and I think she was right, mine are not perky anymore. :(
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Tudu
I was up very early on Christmas morning cooking and failed to holster my aging breasts. I figured the kids would be busy with toys and I really needed to get a cup of coffee down my throat after being up until almost 2AM trying to put a game table together. I was in the kitchen alone or so I thought and splashed some water on my face when I rearranged some dishes so I lifted the bottom of my shirt to wipe it off my eye. When I opened them up my son was standing there frozen with an awful look on his face. Not knowing I had scarred him for life, I ran over to him to see what the problem was (I thought he was choking on candy). He flinched as I touched him and yelled, "EEEEWWW!!!" He began pointing at me and babbling something obnoxiously. My DH had to translate for him, "There's something on your stomach that poked out!" It took me a minute to figure out what he was talking about but it became very clear when he explained to my DH I had lifted my shirt. Poor boy had seem my breast. He privately told my DH he didn't want to see one ever again and my DH told him he would probably change his mind someday.