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DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS ... We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.. Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickleb = happyc = gooberd = cheeseye = crustyf = greasyg = dumboh = farcusi = dorkyj = doofusk = funkyl = boobiem = sleezyn = sloopyo = fluffyp = stinkyq = slimyr = dorfuss = snootyt = tootsieu = dipsyv = sneezyw = happyx = skippyy = dinkyz = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippinb = featherc = battyd = burgere = chickenf = barffyg = lizardh = wafflei = farklej = monkeyk = flippinl = frickenm = lickino = happyp = hamsterq = buckler = gizzards = rhinou = chucklev = pottyw = hubblex = dingley = gorillaz = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = buttb = snoozec = faced = nosee = humpf = breathg = pantsh = shortsi = boobj = honkerk = headl = tushm = chunksn = dunkino = brainsp = biscuitsq = toesr= doodles = fannyt = snifferu = sprinklesv = frackw = squirtx = humperdincky = hineyz = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. What's yours?
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