Annoying questions re non-sibling triplets

I like the funny responses, more as a way to muse about what I might have gotten away with saying! I don't think I would have the confidence to say it in reality though, because anytime I've said something kind of abrupt or extreme to someone, I've regretted it afterwards. It's amazing how many "strangers" end up being someone you get to know or end up meeting in other circumstances!Thanks for all your tactful suggestions. I will definitely try them out. I'm surprised how many others have similar issues to deal with.