"Mark as read" Broken?

*cough* Dear Members, Please expect sudden and unexplained issues with the forums during the hours of 12 PM EST to 8 PM EST, also know as The hours that the tech guys workӔ. These issues include, but are not limited to: [list][*] Complete Forum Outages [*] Database Errors [*] Unable to edit/add/access/read/delete or do ANYTHING with the journals [*] Unable to search EVERYTHING [*] Posts that appear and then suddenly disappear without warning or explanation [*] Slow (like molasses in December slow) server response times [*] Inability to access, maneuver and utilize certain features of the forums, which include but are not limited to: The ability to log off, the ability to view PMs, the ability to adjust User CP settings and the ability to view ғnew posts [/list] What you can expect from these *cough* issues are: [list][*] White screen [*] ԓSudden issues with the database messages [*] ԓThis Page Cannot Be Displayed messages [*] ԓThis Page Cannot Be Found messages [*] Headaches [*] Broken keyboards (from head banging, also see above) [*] Sudden urge to strangle the family cat [*] Other individualized withdrawal symptoms that include but are not limited to: excessive trips to the fridge, affects of watching whatever is on Lifetime Movie Network, feelings of loss and loneliness and calluses from excessive clicking of ԓNew Posts (which may or may not work, see above). [/list] We appreciate your patience and understanding during this difficult time. Hopefully someone will get these *cough* issues resolved sometime before our kids start college. Best Regards, The Clueless Moderating Team

Also noted, Large increases in the "depression support" sections of the forum as well as "addiction support" and "finding friends" sections. Safety measures should shortly be implimented, which will include, crisis hotline numbers being glued to your computer screen, mandatory perscriptions of amnesia inducing medications so we all forget these *cough* difficulties and learn to love the tech guys again and the intervention of other hobby training services. Jen Clueless Moderator #2

Brandy and Jen, you guys are too funny.... ROFL I LOVE the uuuum *cough* bit!!!! :D :D :D It's nice to have a little humour on the forums once in a while :D Collette

Thanks Gals!!!!

I'm sure the limited search capability is known, but what the hey? Figured I'd mention it. Search will only provide posts before about February. (Makes it kinda hard to do my stalking when I can't find where anybody is 3 months later :( )

Oops, sorry to jump in off topic. I thought I was starting a new thread :o

I am using advanced search (same as I always have), and it's not giving me any results after February (Cheryl had the same problem).