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I had a doozy last night, but I'll just list the top three, ending with last night's capper:
1. Cat litter. Yes. And not nice clean litter, but the scoopable kind that is very granular and absorbs urine/feces really well! (I'm not sure if any actually got swallowed, but she did have it in her mouth and all around her lips.)
2. Cat food. She is fascinated by the cat's food bowl and keeps playing with the food and putting little kibbles in her mouth, chewing, etc.
3. Erm. Cat vomit. Yes. I've said it. We went into my bedroom last night and I said, "Oops, the cat must have thrown up. Don't step in it please," and ran out to get a paper towel to wipe it up. He must have thrown up right after eating, so the cat food was really still very "fresh" and pretty much undigested--it looked like cat food but just with a bit of moisture added. Yes. You got it. As I searched in my linen closet for a small towel (couldn't find any paper towels), Iva comes into the room nibbling on something. "DID YOU EAT THE THROW UP!??!? DON'T DO THAT!!!!" I went into my room to pick up the vomit and didn't get it all in the first go round (it was actually very fresh). I transported the majority of it back into the bathroom to flush it and when I entered the room again, Iva was crouched down picking delicately at the remaining few bits and moving them into her mouth. What a kid!
Gross but funny. I had to laugh.
No I don't plan on getting rid of the cat, but man! Who would have thunk it?
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Susan, glad you can laugh. I'm going to throw up just reading that.
I would say ask me in 6 months and I guarantee I can gross you out. E almost ate an earthworm but I got to it first. He's had cigarette buts, toilet water and his own poo mighty close to his mouth but because of my lightening fast skills I have been able to intervene thus far.
As he gets more coordinated I may lose a few ....so I'll let you know.
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Stormster
Susan, glad you can laugh. I'm going to throw up just reading that.I would say ask me in 6 months and I guarantee I can gross you out. E almost ate an earthworm but I got to it first. He's had cigarette buts, toilet water and his own poo mighty close to his mouth but because of my lightening fast skills I have been able to intervene thus far.As he gets more coordinated I may lose a few ....so I'll let you know.
My daughter was just over one year old and very mobile....she ate cat poop. We were visiting my mom and she got into the cat box. I was so upset I did not speak w/ my mother for over 2 weeks. Of course, I realize it is not her fault..now. I want to throw up just thinking about it.She is 17 now and I am thankful she does not remember it Lol.Happy123
Stormster
Tracy ugh I know!!!!! oh and BTW the cigarettes are not at our house! They were in the park.
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Happy123
My daughter was just over one year old and very mobile....she ate cat poop. We were visiting my mom and she got into the cat box. I was so upset I did not speak w/ my mother for over 2 weeks. Of course, I realize it is not her fault..now. I want to throw up just thinking about it.
She is 17 now and I am thankful she does not remember it Lol.
Happy123
Stormster
Susan, glad you can laugh. I'm going to throw up just reading that...
So far it's been the usual things. Dirt, grass, probably some dog fur and dog food. Oh, and one time when I wasn't fast enough, an ant. Apparently it didn't bite as it went down because DD neer even blinked.Beyond that I've been lucky. I too am fairly laid back about what DD puts in her mouth, etc. But I promise you that feces would've been too much for me.
You know there are some really disgusting things one can eat. I remember on an old SNL this guy got to ask God like three questions.
I don't remember the third but the first was who is better the Beatles or the Stones (obviously the Beatles)
the second was
What's the grossest thing I ever ate?
And God said "you don't want to know!" :evilgrin:
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My youngest BS was crawling when oldest was potty training. While fixing dinner my oldest didn't make it to the potty in time and some feces got on the bathroom floor. Before I could get into the bathroom (was off the kitchen) youngest put some in his mouth and swallowed a small bit. I was so horrified I called the doctor. He still teases me about it. Still makes me cringe...
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