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What is your favorite "knock knock joke"?
I have many but will start with this one.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zippy.
Zippy Who?
Zippy dee-doo-dah, zippy dee hey!
Knock knock
Whose there?
Impatient Cow.
Impatient MOOOOOOOOOOOO (you yell moo before the other person finishes...actually my boys favorite)
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Knock knock
Whose there?
Grapes.
Grapes who?
knock knock
Whose there?
Grapes.
Grapes who?
Knock knock.
Whose there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say grapes?