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Here's a fun thought. As I was thinking back on my lil D's milestones, I was laughing about crying over them all. So I thought we should do a fun thread. Here's the idea. Finish the sentence....YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MOM WHEN..........
Feel free to add stories............LOL! Enjoy!!!
You know you're a mom when you drive around listening to Veggie Tales music (or any other kid's cd) running errands and then realize, wait, the kids aren't with me, I can listen to my own music!!!
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...........when tired becomes part of the routine!!!
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You know you are a mom when someone hands you chewed food and you take it without thinking twice.
Robin
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You have no breath mints in your purse, but find that you DO have baby tylenol, teething tablets, diaper ointment, extra diaper wipes in a ziploc, tiny-tiny hair bands, a really funky Happy Meal toy, two matchbox cars, and an in-store coupon for the local children's used clothing store - and you don't find you wallet until all of these items are in your lap.
You know your a mom when you sign "thank you" while saying it. To everyone not just kiddo.
When you tell your kids not to jump off the couch because blood is so difficult to clean off ceramic floors.
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...your perfume is called Ode to Oogy (spit up).
...you no longer carry a purse. You have a 'day planner' in a diaper bag instead.
...your dishwasher is full of bottles instead of glasses.
...you do 13 loads of baby laundry to every 3 of yours.
...it takes 2 shopping carts for every trip to the store (3 spaces for babies and one for shopping).
...your livingroom has more 'baby' furniture than adult (2 swings, a jumperoo, therapy equipment)
You find yourself lying on the couch watching Treehouse when you realize your childern are in bed napping.
...and you continue to watch anyway!
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Your toddler gets into a purple felt pen just before a social outing and instead of attempting to scrub the stain off of their face and lips you just put on clothes to match. :evilgrin:
lol Barksum....
When they do color themselves you learn to like the color because if it is a permanent marker you live with the color blue for a few days (he wanted to be superman).