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I was running late this morning while dropping of the kids at school, the teacher was asking the parents to go over to the bulletin board for updates on future meetings, one of the moms who was also running late said "I'll read it this afternoon, I'm running a bit late, and I still have to stop and get some gas." to which my usually shy and introvert child responds: "Mommy has a lot of gas, she has too much stinky gas!"
Thanks a lot kid!!
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Ackk! That is so funny and reminds me of what my youngest said while in preschool...the class had the DARE officer in to talk about drinking and driving and drugs...yes, to 4 year olds. The DARE officer asked the children if their parents ever drank and drove...my daughter raised her hand and said, "my daddy drinks when he drives all the time!" Turns out under further questioning she was referring to his morning coffee...
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Thanks for the laugh!
My son, who is 2 1/2 and has no interest in potty training, was explaining to me yesterday at the zoo that the pee comes out of his penis, not his tushy! They are too funny.
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One_Happy_Momma
I was running late this morning while dropping of the kids at school, the teacher was asking the parents to go over to the bulletin board for updates on future meetings, one of the moms who was also running late said "I'll read it this afternoon, I'm running a bit late, and I still have to stop and get some gas." to which my usually shy and introvert child responds: "Mommy has a lot of gas, she has too much stinky gas!"
Thanks a lot kid!!
Teehee -- thanks for the laugh!!! My DD and I were in a store shopping when we got a whiff of something and DD looked @ me and said "Mom, Did you poot?" LOL!
Luckily the smell was something else completely so it was obviously not gas and I could honestly say "not this time, sweetie"
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Too funny.
I don't remember this but my mom said that when I was in preschool one of the little girls raised the question "What happens to your chest when you get older?" And someone said "They get bigger." and My mom said I shouted "No they don't. They get LONG. I've seen my mom's. They get LONG."
I was a little angel. :evilgrin:
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Emily222
Too funny.
I don't remember this but my mom said that when I was in preschool one of the little girls raised the question "What happens to your chest when you get older?" And someone said "They get bigger." and My mom said I shouted "No they don't. They get LONG. I've seen my mom's. They get LONG."
I was a little angel. :evilgrin:
Oh, my gosh! Your poor mother!!!! But I'm still ROFL!
Slatond10 - Just not that time?!?!
Paigeturner - Yours reminded me of when I was about to drive off and was drinking a soda, and my then 3 year-old niece had a hissy fit, and demanded that I not drink and drive.
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That is very funny. I would say write it down to remember years later, but I don't think you'll forget that one!
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