I apologize for another potty resolution, but apparently I have bathroom issues. I am a mom and therefore, I never pee alone—everyone knows that.
But what most people do not know is that I rarely get to pee at all!
Every time I try to get to the bathroom, someone is in there, or someone needs something, or I get distracted by an overflowing trashcan, or I see an empty toilet paper roll, change it, and leave. Only later do I remember that I had to pee, and the whole thing starts all over again.
Don’t worry; I have a solution. When I have to go, I’m going to get a kid and take him or her with me. I figure if I already have a child by the hand, I might make it to the bathroom without distraction. Sure, I may have to go while discussing Bubble Guppies or some nonsense, but that’s a sacrifice I am willing to make for my health.